Yesterday may have been the day Squidward went to the future….
But today is the grand opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2!
no offense but it doesn’t feel cool or fun or edgy to be lonely and bitter all the time and i’m really looking forward to loving and being loved
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
Every vagina is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way
Anyone who disagrees can fight me
I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down
A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go
reblog if you’re body positive but also ready to throw down
“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
like the guy who says “I’m a nice guy”
he’s never a nice guy
Reblogged from radbees
It all makes sense now. (via Gxbriellemxry / 9News)
Reblogged from radbees
“I think it’s a b-flat.”
Kristen Chenoweth trying to figure out the note of a triggered car alarm in a parking garage. (btw it was in fact a b-flat)
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me in any situation: this reminds me of that spongebob episode when…
While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.
“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”
I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.
They give me life.